oppodouche

One of your friends who, when around the opposite sex, completely changes. This leads to them telling you to stop being so disrespectful and to be more sensitive just to look better themselves. Usually male. Pronouned oppo as in opposite.

Day 1, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
Day 1, Them: hahahaha girl needs her own area code SON

Day 2 with opposite sex, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
Day 2 with opposite sex, Them: That is very insensitive of you and I'm sure she has a very hard time trying to lose it also. You should learn to be more respecful to girls.
You: (thinking to yourself) He's a fucking oppodouche

by TLC1234 September 24, 2005

little opportunities

A phrase coined by Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to put a positive spin on how she financially provides for fourteen children without working. Little opportunities are generated by pimping one's own children out to the media.

Q - Hey, dude. Why are there so many cameramen on the beach today?
A - Cause the Octomom is taking advantage of one of her "little opportunities" by pretending she actually takes her brood of fourteen to the beach on a regular basis for some good old-fashioned family fun.
Q - Ah! So, she's pimping those poor kids out again.

by TsuDho November 30, 2009

Oppressive

1. Dominating harshly: Imposing a harsh or cruel form of domination.

2. Highly stressful: Exerting a worrying, troubling, or burdensome pressure on somebody.

3. Stifling: So hot and humid as to make people feel tired, irritable, or sluggish.

An oppressive regime.

by Jafje April 5, 2007

opposable thumbs

what people say if they want to sound smart. It means the ability to control the thumbs independent of the rest of the fingers facilitating grasping things with one hand easily.

smart guy: humans are the only mammal with opposable thumbs
dumb guy: what?
smart guy: *walks away leaving dumb guy feeling dumb*

by dudedr August 27, 2015

oppy

originated in Ringgold High School in Pennsylvania; used in reference to someone or some act is weird, out-of-sorts, awkward, dorky, fucked up, stupid, etc.

"Man, you look oppy as hell trying to dance."

by Lucky85 May 10, 2007

oppar

Aka Oppa

A term made up by people from ARA (Army Amino/BTS Amino)

Since the word "Oppa" is cringey for many foreigners, many people use "Oppar" instead. It was funny at first when someone came up with it, but now many uses it normally because it's better than "Oppa"

Girl: "Oppa!"
Guy: "Oppar*"

Girl: "KIAN OPPA!"
Kian: "ew, call me Oppar"

Girl: *makes public chat* *names it "Looking for an Opppar"*

Other girls/guys: "Why's everyone looking for an older brother? We have a lot of orphans in army amino"

Guy: *comes in* "I can be your Oppar but not your Oppa"

Girl pretending to be a guy: *comes in* "I can be your Oppa( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by Attention Seeker September 12, 2017

Oppressor Kid

Someone who uses an Oppressor Mark 2 in Grand Theft Auto 5 Online. These people are usually players who lack skill at the game and can also fall into the terms of "griefer" and "shitter". These players are widely hated across the GTA 5 Online Community as they are known for killing and destroying players' cargo and murdering people for no reason other than to gain K.D.

Player 1: Oh my god Anthony this guy keeps killing me!
Player 3: Dude this guy is so annoying!
Player 2: Guys this Oppressor Kid is so annoying!

by JVATYT February 8, 2022