faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

take a number

Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.

Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.

by SeanCallaway October 14, 2004

fuck number

according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.

"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"

"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"

by Eurochris2 January 4, 2009

a number 3

A number 3: a used term, when going to the bathroom. Specifically, going into the bathroom to masturbate.

Henry is taking a number 1, Becky is taking a number 2, and Jack... Is taking a number 3.

by Oweenie Bang Gweenie July 12, 2019

number 4

Slang for heroin. AKA number four heroin. Its etymology refers to the last of a 4-step purification process in which heroin is purified into a white fluffy powder.

Aunt Hazel warned cousin Charley of the dangers of doing number 4.

by J town booga January 9, 2008

going number 3

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.

c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?

by Adrian April 9, 2006

Number neighbor

Someone with same number as you but the last digit is one off.

Ex: 123-456-7891
The number neighbors would be

123-456-7890

123-456-7892

My number neighbor just texted me and he's really weird. His numer ends in 1234 and mine is 1235

by savvymcjay August 8, 2019