Night Siphoning

Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.

Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.

Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.

Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.

by travors February 18, 2010

Night freaks

When you get up to go to the toilet in the night and when your done you run back to the bed as quickly as you can as you can sense a evil presence.

Night freaks occur often when one has a weak bladder

by Ghosthunter88 March 3, 2017

night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

by NotPorbeans June 3, 2019

night bubble

An alcoholic code name for children to use under 12 so they don't get caught by their mummies and daddies

Karen: did u have the last of the night bubbles last night Glenda?
Glenda: yes but don't tell my mummy please

by Suicide-hotline:) December 25, 2019

Night vale

Things are weird and gay.

In night vale there are weird and gay things

by one_hell_of_a_gay July 1, 2021

Nightbat

A chill dude on twitter who plays roblox and makes everyone laugh. (@nightbat152)

Me: Hey, have you followed @nightbat152 on twitter yet?
Guy: No
Me: you son of a bird, follow him right now >:(

by YourToeSmells December 26, 2021

Night Pickle

A pickle that SeffInSpace enjoys at night.

"Were you there in stream when Seff was eating a night pickle? Pretty poggers right?"

by There I fixed it June 16, 2022