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Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.
Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday
by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024
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mercy mute

When someone mutes you during a Teams meeting when you are accidently off-mute and making comments or farting or just generally doing stupid shit without knowing you were off mute.
Oh dang - someone mercy muted Jennifer when she was yelling at her husband during the Sales meeting - it was just getting to the good part too.
by anonymous May 8, 2024
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mercy mute

When someone mutes you during a Teams meeting when you are accidently off-mute and making inappropriate comments or farting or just generally doing stupid shit without knowing you were off mute.
Oh dang! Someone mercy muted Jennifer when she was yelling at her husband during the Sales meeting - it was just getting to the good part too.
by anonymous May 8, 2024
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Ruinxix Mute

The Ruinxix Mute was established on July 4th, 2024; It was established because he was chat flooding with a Wikipedia description about the Chrysler 440 V8, which everyone found atrocious and offensive to the Solar Realms server.
Woah, he's talking about the Chrysler 440 V8! Call the Ruinxix Mute!
by Sunsetty July 4, 2024
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you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation
Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now
by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021
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as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd
" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"
by A random poster January 6, 2023
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The Deaf Mute

When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!
Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!
by Pissedoffeveryday February 4, 2023
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