Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

Muncher

Muncher, Munch, Munches, Munchers. An individual or group of homosexual nature (male or female). A shortened term stemming from phrases such as "carpet muncher (reffering to lesbians)" And "Pillow munchers - referring to homosexual men".

During pride week the street was full of munchers. That dude was wearing the tightest shirt without sleeves bro....I think he's a munch.

by Specialist July 3, 2004

flubber muncher

one who is extremely attracted to human beings or animals of the obese species. they are struck by lust when in plain sight of flubber. normally can be found creeping at your local fast food restaurant.

Dude, did you hear about Tyrell?" "No, what about him?" "He's a totallllll flubber muncher!" "No way!" "Yeah dude! I totally saw him mackin' on some grenade at McDonalds!

by dandan&shanaynay April 21, 2011

Muscle Sleeve

A Condom

Ohhh Shit i forgot my Muscle sleeve, no poon tonight.

by sdafgsdfhfjkhkjghsdfhgjkdfhg March 15, 2009

muscle juke

1. When a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.

2. When a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong... and no one knows...

Jim: "I was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs..."
Andrew: "That's awesome!"
Jim: "But then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. He freakin muscle juked me."

by dontgetspiked April 1, 2010

muscle donut

simply, a butt hole.

he tongue punched that muscle donut

by Brad Logan 138 November 7, 2012

Muscle car

Usually American. These big, powerful cars are only given to police detectives from the 1970s and by law, must take turns sideways. Special coating means that despite hitting everything from traffic signs to trash cans in high speed chases, no scrapes or dents ever happen.

Starsky and Hutch, Bullit, The Professionals, Life on Mars Etc. all include muscle cars

by pigeons99 July 4, 2012