mojjamil

A paki with gujjy features who walks like an ass and has a kebab belly.

Sheeeet yo, that guy is such a mojjamil.

by User March 11, 2004

mojacklet

the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet

at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"

by jj January 21, 2005

mona lise

A mona lisa is a piercing where a beauty mark should be.

That girl with the red tights has a fucking mona lisa.

by TheQueenofKings May 13, 2005

momjaya

A relative or close friend who will tell you how talented you are when you have little or no talent. Can also be used as a verb to describe when somebody's telling you you're great when you're not.

I know I can't sing, but my dad's such a big momjaya, he wants me to try out for American Idol.

Do you think I can dance, or am I just being momjaya'd by my sister?

by Suuze December 24, 2008

monacate

(v.)having sex with no dificulty; easily getting into someones pants.
(adj.)to be easy

"Dude I totally monacated the other day"
"Dude are you monacating tonight?"
"She's so monacate!"

by davidyounghumpspuppies November 21, 2007

mojack

n. A term used for someone who is being an extremely whiny poopyhead.
v. Rude, shitty, low; messed up.

1. (n.) "Dude, stop being such a mojack."

2. (v.) Tim: "I heard what Cindy did to you last week...that is so mojack."
Suzie: "Yeah. UNBELIEVABLY mojack."

by sammyj poophat March 10, 2008

manjander

a very camp homosexual male pronounced man-jan-der

that manjander is f@*king looking at me

by pumma February 5, 2009