Modern Antiquity

(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.

(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.

(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.

(4) When your parents grew up.

Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?

by Headington Cabal September 24, 2011

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Modern Day Genius

Someone who is insanely smart but is too lazy to put those smarts to use. Also referred to as MDG.

Guy 1: Yo, your friend Zac is super smart. Could you see if he'd be willing to tutor me in Spanish?
Guy 2: Nah boi, he's brilliant but he's lazy AF. No way he'll do it.
Guy 1: Ahh damn, I'm gonna fail Spanish because of this modern day genius. Greaaat.

by Creative Usurping Mastermind August 28, 2016

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Modern kid

A person who thinks they're cool, wears Jordans , plays basketball, has a "straight hairline" , and gets "alot of girls"

IM A MODERN KID

by CRAZYTOWN413 May 17, 2018

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Modern Geezer

Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.

"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"

"Say what"?

"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"

by Gipman January 9, 2019

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