micro assault

When you assault someone under 4ft tall.

Mohammed micro assaulted his child wife.

by Pizzagggog July 12, 2020

Micro laser

Some dumb fuck Russian that has nothing better to do besides jack off to anime and scream at people in mrt when they think negatively about him

Hey did you see that Micro laser? What a fucking fag

by MRTSFTURN November 28, 2021

Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.

Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.

by Kyobama February 8, 2020

microtel

A very small hotel, or a very large barbie's playhouse. The rooms inside a microtel comfortably accomodate people of Asian descent, but can not accomodate large caucasians comfortably.

Jon and Kate's children were able to enter the room in the microtel, but neither Jon nor Kate could fit.

by caln74 July 16, 2010

MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

Uber Micro

the ability to pwn with a mouse and keyboard

grimREEFER has uber micro, he just got a ludicrous kill in ut2k4, and a bunch of headshots in source.

by grimREEFER March 20, 2005

micro-affair

When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.

I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2013