Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

by will i am hahahahahhaha November 13, 2011

Matt is Gay

Matt you know who you are, and you know that you are extremely homosexual

"Matt, don't caress my leg in business you gay fuck, I'll get a raging boner!" Matt is gay

by HypersMyth August 10, 2018

Matt

-Loves to shove minors into walls while on xanax
-Will demonstrate what sex positions he'll fuck you in (without doing it)
-Has a really small dick
-May choke you
-Lowkey racist and sexist

Girl #1: Hey, I just met a Matt last night.
Girl #2: Avoid that bitch at all costs.

by chocolaterainbows December 01, 2017

Angry Matt

When someone is so mad that they cannot even speak. Often associated with glazed doughnut eyes and mutterings under their breath. There is no return from this temper until the next morning when it will be entirely forgotten.

Wow, did you see Tony last night? He went full on Angry Matt.

by Snacks King May 12, 2020

Matt Boi

A Sexy Trumpet player who gets all the woman and can do the fat burger triple XL challenge and finish the entire thing in under 5 minutes. Matt boi also has a nice toothbrush and Is always trying to get at Jordyn R. He has no flaws and is a literal god among his peers . He is the definition of Sexy! in the words of his mentor "I'm dead sexy"

Look at Matt Boi he has all the ladies. Dang you ate that Burger really quick, but not as fast as Matt Boi can! Your such a Matt Boi how and why are you so darn sexy!

by Douglas Dimmadome October 27, 2019

matt jeevas

A character from the manga series and anime "Death Note". He is a relatively minor character but is extremely popular in the fandom because of how cool and attractive he is, and the fact that he seems pretty relatable. He assists Mello in his plans to catch Kira, and is also the third smartest child from Wammy's House, showing that the two are rather close. In fact, the MattxMello ship is one of the biggest ships in the entire death note fandom. In the anime he is depicted with goggles, brown-green hair and a red-striped shirt, but the whole fandom ignores those colors because before the anime came out, everyone thought he had red hair, and a black and white striped shirt in the manga. He also drives a pretty sick car and has a witty sense of humor, making him even more cool. Basically, he's hot and cool, and probably has a thing going on with Mello, so that's all you really need to know.

Who's the guy with the red car? Oh, that's Matt Jeevas.

Why is Matt Jeevas so popular? I mean, have you seen him?

by Orchard65 August 30, 2015

Matt Sallee

Matt Sallee is the bass in Pentatonix, he is amazing and if you hurt him I will fight you....

Random human:*looks at Matt Sallee* Ewww....who's that?

Me: *cracks knuckles and raises fists* Square up, bruh

by cantsleepsallee June 20, 2018