mattsquatch

A bear man, a man who is a bear, specifically named Matt. Distinguishable by his excess of hair, attitude of moral superiority, and seething Catholicism.

The mattsquatch has captured my child, he enjoys small hairy boys.

by James NEaadnakwals December 9, 2008

15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

Flat Mates

(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.

I'm just hanging out with my flat mates

by Syde Trak August 15, 2011

Matisse

A Matisse is a crazy motherfucker who says nigger with a hard R

"Nigger"

"What's up Matisse

by Arson134 July 1, 2018

Maths

See Confusion. Made cool by legends like Mr Clark. Unless its stats which sucks.

Oh no not Maths!
But sir...
I have a real reason this time.

by Any Normal Person July 17, 2003

physics mathsive

originated from the phrase used by ben laden 87 ....... physics massive

Look theres the physics mathsive

by Chris McD December 2, 2004

Quick Maths

To do math so fast, your brain explodes

"Aye you kno Johnny?"
"Yeah I heard died of quick maths"
"Damn such a smart man"

by LongDickJohn December 4, 2017