All Lives Matter

A very racist statement because only Black Lives Matter. Other races should go die and burn in hell.

Person 1:All Lives Matter
Person 2:No they don't lol you are racist.

by lolisss1 June 22, 2020

Matternoon

In a matter of one afternoon you go from being someones soulmate to being completely ghosted.

"Whats wrong?"
"I'm confused, boss"
"oookkkk....want to explain?"
"It was a matter of moments between Tony telling me that we were soul mates in the morning and then ghosting me in the afternoon and pretending I don't exist anymore."
"Ergh... Matternoons really hurt."
"You're telling me..." {insert 'obviously' GIF here}

by pinacoladaescape June 17, 2020

maternication

when a woman goes out on maternity leave but her co-workers don't' get it so think she was on a vacation.

Cross between maternity leave and vacation.

We really missed you around here while you were on maternication.

by Mouse's mom March 5, 2011

Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

maternity effect

The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.

A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!

by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017