mathumintha

A salatious and viviacious creature made #withthesauce

As addictive as mathumintha

by Lushdiddy October 2, 2018

matherine

the best ship in the entire world 😍🥰😍😍🥰😍🥰😘🥰 everyone supports them and wants them together. i think they will marry soon.

person a: “what’s matherine?”
person b: “Idk, but i think they r cuddling everyday. goodnight.”

by matherine February 6, 2019

Mathbrain

The person who ruins all the fun with their overly practical thinking

A: I would like to go to a spa and take a bath in goat milk.
B: that would cost you like 500$
A: you mathbrain, don't ruin my dreams

by An32 May 14, 2019

Mature.exe

A gay person that can't get dick for his life even when he brags about it.

Me: Hey, how's it goin'?
Friend: Pretty good, just gave a BJ.
Me: Again, for the 50th time, quit being a Mature.exe.
Friend: A what?
Me: what?

by ayooooooooooonotagainooooooooo June 18, 2019

Mathrat

You never study for any exams but still pass them because you cheat off others.
It is like calling someone a cheater but more autistic.

Look at jerry he is such a Mathrat

by Meme_Lord_ July 22, 2019

Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019