making chili

Anal sex (regardless of object for penetration) resulting in defecation.

Gerald and Patsy were making chili last night. Apparently the clean-up was totally gnarly.

by unmentionablequestionables January 22, 2017

making your bitches come true

When your complaining leads to the consequence you were complaining about.

Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."

by DJRobZiem February 15, 2017

mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.

Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!

by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017

Making giraffes

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

Mashin’ Ho

Your go to fuck slut. Not a friend with benefits as a mashin’ ho is just a walking set of sex holes and there is no meaningful relationship beyond busting your nut when you need to.

Rachel is my mashin’ ho.

This party is full of mashin’ hos.

Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.

I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Marking the Lambs

When an alpha male dips his elongated ballsack into the gaping chasm of his submissive female’s anal cavity, followed by punching her in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract forcefully around the male’s testicles, thus marking the lambs

I fucked her so hard in the ass that she squirted substance all over my cock and balls so next thing I knew I was violently Marking the Lambs !

by xXHyamSteamLordXx August 21, 2019