Marathon

A race attempted by a loarge assortment of idiots who lack the coordination or ability to use the basic skill of running in a real sport. Instead they decide to run for hours on end for no apparent reason. Marathons are oftenly described as "fun" by these morons for reasons unknown to the sane part of society. These retards also enjoy the loss of the ability to walk, run, move, fuck, for the 2 days following the Marathon.

Bob: "I'm running the boston Marathon "Jim"
Jim: "How long is it Bob"
Bob: "40 miles"
Jim: "Your a retard Jim"

by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006

Manotoking

1. (Noun) The state of being, acting like, looking like, talking like or thinking like Manotok.

2. (Verb) To engage in an activity in the style of Manotok.

1. Dude, cut out the fuckin Manotoking.

2. Hey guys, lets go Manotoking.

by Szymaa June 17, 2004

Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.

(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"

by graymanboi June 13, 2020

Margot Robbie

Rhyming slang (Scottish). A jobby.

"Pause the telly for a minute Agnes. I'm away up the stair for a Margot Robbie"

by effinG123 October 10, 2020

Boston Marathon

When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.

I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

running a marathon

When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon

"i wanna run a marathon" said bones

by beef April 17, 2005

marctraider

definition: name for a n00b lammer an a big idiot

shit u broke it again!, UR SUCH A MARCTRAIDER!

by CongoMonkey January 3, 2005