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manlooking 

The inabilility of those with XY (male) chromosomes to see anything that is clearly in sight. They require a XX (female) chromosome member of the population to guide their eyes to the item within plain view.
Him (while peering inside the refridgerator): Honey, I can't find the mustard.

Her: Stop manlooking. It's right there, behind the milk.

Him: Oh yes, now I see it, there it is.
manlooking by antiquelover40 November 2, 2010

Mantoloking 

A town where everything is about the ocean, the yacht club, million dollar beachfront palaces, playing tennis, and lots and lots of money.

Mantoloking is Waspy-Preppy-By-The-Sea where the people "summer" and are gorgeous, the homes are gorgeous, the cars are gorgeous, the boats are goregeous and the beaches are gorgeous. Picture Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, The Hamptons or Cape Cod. Mantoloking is America's 15th weathliest town and has been the summer refuge for Katharine Hepburn, Richard Nixon and James Gandolfini. Poor people--fuhgetaboutit!!!

The typical attire is what you would see if Harvard was oceanfront-- polos, madars shorts, khakis, sperry topsiders, loafers, suede flipflops, oxfords,-- Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Vineyard Vines, and so on.

No Saturday night in the summer is spent anywhere else than at the elitist Mantoloking Yacht Club and typical summer days are spent playing tennis, sunning at the beach, walking the poodle, cruising on sailboats, and taking swims in the ocean or your own private pool.

Waspyness, snootiness, and privilege are the names of game but life here is very relaxed, calm, slow, leisurely and elegant. Who cares about anything when you have a castle in the sand dunes.......
Muffy: Lets go sunning
Chip: No I'm playing tennis right now, then we're going out on the yacht, and then we're going to a five star restaurnt just for lunch and then....

A Typical Day In July if you live in Mantoloking

Mantoloking 

A small, relaxing town near Point Pleasant and Seaside New Jersey. Despite its location between two very commercial and somewhat tacky towns, it takes you to a place far from all the commercialism. Not yet touched by masses of people and commercialism, Mantoloking has some tourists, but mostly locals just enjoying a leisurely summer. Commonly referred to (even by myself) as "the raddest place alive doe". Everyone there is super nice and really ill at tennis. One of the happiest places you shall ever encounter in cho lyfe! A really nice place that you will love attending!
Bob: "Hey man, relax, it's Mantoloking!"
Ted: "You're right, brah. I'm just a chill dude who's trying to stay pop and do his thing."
Mantoloking by Tmcnallydeww August 8, 2012
Werlyb
-Have you seen Mastoking on Twitch?
+No, I've only heard that he's the hottest man on Earth
mastoking by 35cm of pleasure July 11, 2020

mantoxing 

When a regular slut has a weekend off the sausage!

When a bird that has seen more helmets than the Tour de France, has a helmetless couple of days!
Lee "hey rosie you out to get some sausage this weekend"

Rosie "no way, i'm mantoxing"
mantoxing by Biglee777 March 20, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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