beef's definitions

puke willy

The act of barfing on another's cock for a laugh.

I saw a fellow homosapien blow chunks down my trousers.

by beef January 6, 2004

sex machine

Chad Zowacki

yo, Sex machine mang...

by Beef December 12, 2003

less than jake

an olden times american slang word meanining to be less than average.
(also th ebest ska band ! ;-))

man she's hot
nah she is less than jake if you ask me

by beef January 16, 2005

Mustov

Big Russian guy who has a uni-brow and who ends most words with either -aise or -aisu. One major exception to this is when he says "Heet Heem" referring to a desier to see someone beasted on the football field or just in general. He has a really hot wife named Natasha, and a brother named Pistov.

"I am Mustov. HEET HEEM!" (guy gets destroyed, helmet comes off) "OH YAISE!!!"

by Beef February 8, 2004

Love-drip

The spurt produced predominantly by men, following love making. Women usually have less love-drip, of their own.
Love dripping - Sauce produced from making love,(the mixture of two or more persons love drip)

She wore his love-drip across her face like a salty veil.

by Beef April 4, 2004

toolerific

Name for an act of toolness.

It was toolerific..

by Beef March 20, 2003

running a marathon

When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon

"i wanna run a marathon" said bones

by beef April 17, 2005