cinematic masturbation

A movie which has excessive action and may potentially make you feel good but you may experience a high level of guilt or remorse having watched the movie.

Cinematic masturbation movies include 2012, Transformers, GI Joe, Doom, Alien vs Predator

by SamYam November 20, 2009

masturnation

when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up jizz after you masturbate

oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation

by authorofthedictionary November 20, 2010

masturcation

to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.

I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.

by djtrurasta May 13, 2005

medical masturbation

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009

manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Masturbation

Eating cake happily alone, or sometimes with friends and family

When your at your friends birthday party and you eat cake that's masturbation

by Gods mom August 4, 2016

mutual masturbation

Two people in close vicinity to one another touching their own groin areas in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Two women touching each other's genitals is called SEX. Two women curled up together on the bed touching their own genitals is MUTUAL MASTURBATION.

I lay on my side, her fingers twining the hair at the back of my neck, my right hand rubbing my clit hard, her left hand between her own thighs, her breath exploding against my forehead, damn this mutual masturbation thing is great!

by Master S. Bation March 21, 2004