Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011

mai'd

The act of cunfusing one's self.

The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.

by qwertyismynamedontforgetit January 19, 2011

maidenless

gamers who hate souls games and can't git gud.

Those who cry over Elden Ring being plotless and rididulously hard are maidenless.

by griimsick March 3, 2022

Iron Maiden

The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman

OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!

by Robert Sturtzen May 2, 2005

maida

only the coolest bastard in the entire universe...or in my mind...whatever, i don't care.

oh there's maida, if i was gay, i'd pee in his ear.

by Super Maida July 27, 2003

Milk Maiden

A blonde money grubbing ho that will sleep (or marry) with anything and take off with all of their loot.

That milk maiden bitch took my wallet after I fell asleep after she blew me.

by Calenture9 January 16, 2009

Dusky maiden chaser

When a Caucasian man has a taste for the darker woman.

Wow look at Rupert with Shankeeshqua, he's such a dusky maiden chaser!

Hey have you seen Henry, he was at a hip hop hunnies convention last night. Something tells me... he is a DUSKY MAIDEN CHASER!

by powerafr02 July 9, 2009