Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

Monkey Island

Best. Games. Ever

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

monkey scoop

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual

I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.

by dolanitchze September 19, 2008

Monkey Hoops

n. A racist term for basketball

Black man approaches white man.

Black man: You wanna play some basketball?

White man: No, I don't play monkey hoops.

by John Swingdice April 5, 2011

monkey rubber

A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.

This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.

number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"

number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."

by sir david attenborough the 2nd January 10, 2008

Monkey Nigger

A person of African American descent. Typically a boo boo nig nog.

Craig: damn spooks broke into my car

Tony: it was probably that monkey nigger Slim down the road

by break da law November 8, 2018

monkey flip

A very good meme I liked it and it’s funny to me idk why but it’s about a monkey flipping and he falls at the end- look up on YouTube “monkey flip” and it’ll show up

*Monkey flip*
*epic music playing in background*

by Robin<3 October 3, 2020