on the mitch

when you skip class

jack: “where did you go last period?”
michael: “i went on the mitch and went to the shop!”

by emptymadz January 24, 2018

Take a Mitchell

Take a four hour fat man nap

Ugh, I'm so full, I need to take a Mitchell.

by A. Si June 17, 2018

National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.

Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!

by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Mitchard

A cross of Rich O'Neill's name and David Hasslehoff's 'Baywatch' character "Mitch" whom he idolises.

"Hey Mitchard, hows it going on the beach?"

by Earl & Emil October 13, 2004

Mitchell

The sexiest name for a guy. He's got the biggest penis in the world (aka the black moomba) he's also rad in bed and can break anything. So you better be carful. Bangs at least five girls a day. And every girl dreams about have sex with him. Dick size over 11". It's every girls dream to have Mitchell inside of them.

"Wow that guy is great in bed, a real Mitchell"

by Sir fucks a lot April 9, 2015

Mitched

When a person drinks so much, they start puking endlessly...eventually filling up buckets full of it.

"Dude, Sam couldn't stop throwing up last night!"
"I know! She was so Mitched!"

by Katie is Radio October 11, 2008