30 seconds to mars

An American alternative/emo band including:

Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members

30 seconds to mars rocks :)

by Kait :) January 27, 2007

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.

by GTD August 10, 2007

The mars volta

Great band, great lyrics, great music. Great. Lyrics werent written by cedric but by omar

The mars volta > you

by Matt June 11, 2006

30 Seconds to Mars (album)

The debut, self titled album of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, released in 2002.

Track Listing:

1. "Capricorn (A Brand New Name)" — 3:53
2. "Edge of the Earth" — 4:36
3. "Fallen" — 4:57
4. "Oblivion" — 3:27
5. "Buddha for Mary" — 5:43
6. "Echelon" — 5:47
7. "Welcome to the Universe" — 2:38
8. "The Mission" — 4:02
9. "End of the Beginning" — 4:37
10. "93 Million Miles" — 5:18
11. "Year Zero" — 7:52
Includes bonus track.

Performance Line Up:
Jared Leto - vocals, guitar
Shannon Leto - drums
Solon Bixler - guitar
Matt Wachter - bass

All tracks were written by Jared Leto. Nearly all the music on the album was performed by Jared and Shannon.

30 Seconds to Mars (album) changed my life forever!

by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006

Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave June 16, 2016

le mars middle school

worse place in the history of the world where dumb kids get in fights everyday and everyone is rude and petty

Le mars middle school is a school for kids.

by imcoolertheneveryone July 28, 2019

Mick Mars

The creamy Motley Crue guitarist who's a little boring and a little ugly but you'll probably still find him strangely attractive anyway. (unconventionally attractive???) Anyway he's really creamy.

Girl 1: Who's your favorite member of Motley Crue?
Girl 2: Mick Mars!! He's so creamy!

by sarien November 22, 2021