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Landon

He is a big sexy man with a giant cock, so damn sexy and awsome. Tall asf and baddie. Call him daddy tierone
Landon is daddy
by Daddy tierone November 16, 2023
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Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.
Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon
by landoning September 3, 2019
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landon eltz

a hot,strong,cute guy with a comb over and hearing aids.

by:mikayla wachtel
I am Mikayla and boy landon eltz is so hot
by mikalqndonlqndon eltz March 12, 2017
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landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand
by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023
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Landon

Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger
Landon is a dumb ass nigga
by Noname308 October 13, 2022
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Landon

Landon is a psycho path. He is very good at drawing. He has a best friend named eli. Eli has some anger issues. He dose not like his aunt and wants to throw her in a dich.He also might own a chamber where people he kills go.
Eli fuck u Landon fo fuck ur self
by Ihatelandon March 5, 2020
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landon

a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁
landon is so nice

i love landon’s food
by big_king_420 March 24, 2022
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