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Rona Land

Rona land (Covid-19 style of living) is at any point on Earth that experiences quarantine-like scenarios after what the media tells us is a major pandemic.
Valren: "How's Rona Land treating you?"

Tylan: "I love it! two weeks without production, without as much air pollution, time to spend with our families, we may as well call it Earth Day instead for two weeks!"
by GoldHue June 10, 2020
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Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
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kiss land

One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)

Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust

12. Odd Look
Kiss Land is one of my favorite albums!
by Bleach Drinker July 6, 2017
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Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.
Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.
by hawke4me May 25, 2020
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Nintendo Land

One of the best games ever created, containing games such as pikimin and legend of zelda. Played on the Wii U
Jim: Broooo i just got every trophy in nintendo land
any sane person: Jim, this is why you don’t have a girlfriend
by Eeeeert October 24, 2020
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Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.
-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.
by IdRathaGoIgnant October 22, 2013
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Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
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