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Lauren

She is a decent looking girl who is pretty thicc, but she is a hoe. If you aren’t careful she will cheat on you if you don’t please her enough.
Guy 1: Dude I’m dating a Lauren!
Guy 2: You better watch your back with that cheating ass hoe.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: If you don’t give her dick every night she gonna leave you.
by Big Dick Keyonte September 7, 2019
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The most prettiest girl on the planet. Drop dead gorgeous. Had an amazing laugh sometimes when she laughs it’s funnier then the joke itself, Lauren is a person that uses the word gay a lot and likes random ass t shirts. She also steals her boy friends juul. She is sweet and loves animals. Laurens are really smart they can be dumb asses as well.
Wow.. Lauren is a two knuckler.
by LKB February 12, 2019
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Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.
Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....

Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
by Alertnitive.space.kid June 27, 2018
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A bit of a bitch but is super pretty and popular.
Lauren loves AP
by Personslove November 27, 2019
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by jizzmaster 420 November 14, 2021
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A creepy cat lover! she is super annoying and thinks everyone loves her! She is a huge jesus freak! Also, she is believed to be a lesbian and makes out with her best friend before school in the library bathroom!
OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE LAUREN?
Yeah, She is so damn annoying!
by PeachBellini98 June 2, 2011
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At first impression a very sweet and innocent girl but later turns out to have quite an attitude. A girl when angry curses and gives cold shoulders. When she doesn't get her way she just ditches and makes people feel guilty. But also very sweet at times and can be a great shoulder to cry on. She is also a great confidante who will keep secrets. Not the best older sister or mother figure but a good friend to have around.
She is giving the Lauren shoulder.

I can totally tell all my secrets to Lauren.
Lauren is the worst mother/older sister figure but a great friend.
by luvya<3_Y_ June 28, 2012
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