Name for the following act.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
Get the Landing Eaglemug. One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)
Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust
12. Odd Look
Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust
12. Odd Look
by Bleach Drinker July 6, 2017
Get the kiss landmug. A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.
by hawke4me May 25, 2020
Get the Land Manateemug. Citrus Land is a gaming community In Hilliard, Ohio, known for it’s unblocked games, YT unblocker, and gallery of fan-made art. It was briefly a religious cult about worshiping the mascot, Citrus Man, and his godly power.
Supporters of the website like to write CitrusLand.weebly.com, the url, on every place imaginable.
Supporters of the website like to write CitrusLand.weebly.com, the url, on every place imaginable.
by CitrusBro March 18, 2022
Get the citrus landmug. Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 5, 2023
Get the landing padmug. by IdRathaGoIgnant October 22, 2013
Get the Tortilla Landmug. When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
Get the Dutch Landingmug.