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JPMorgan Chase & Co.

A multinational bank and a holdings company that does a great deal of business in the financial world.

They estimate a Revenue Stream of over 99.2 Billion Dollars annually.

Their Subsidiaries are Chase Bank, J.P. Morgan & Co, and WePay

Services they offer are products such as : Asset Management, Treasury Services, Private Banking, Business Credit, and more.

This is one of the banks that most people call one of the "big banks".
Broker: How's work?
Friend: It's ok, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is really stressing me out about mortgage bond rates.
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jpm

Jerks per minute, jerks per minute is used to define the speed at which one jerks himself.
*When hiring a new employee*

What's your jpm? - manager

80 jpm's - Ian

Oh no, I guess this position isn't going to work out for you. Thank you for your time. - manager

The manager didn't hire Ian because he is a slow jerker. This is a sign that Ian will probably be a lazy and slow worker. He probably doesn't get things done very efficiently.
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n0elle.jpeg

n0elle.jpeg Is an amazing person on TikTok and they’re a really kind and funny person! They always make their mutuals happy!
Person 1: Do you know n0elle.jpeg on TikTok? They’re so awesome!
Person 2: Yeah! They’re my mutual on TikTok!
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Between the leg jpeg

A picture taken with the camera thrust between someon's legs.
See that picture? It is actually a between the leg jpeg.
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jpc

John P. Crapper, the man rumored to have invented the modern day toilet.
I'm gonna go sit on the JPC for a while, and try and push one out.
by mattyc04 May 26, 2011
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Jpeshphs'a Saklmad

When a nickel is flipped on top of a hand-sanitizer bottle and the sanitizer squirts onto a pepsi can, and the shortie gang leader comes and sticks it into a ceiling fan while doing the nae-nae, and someone says an action out loud to summon the stinky police.
Mom: What have you been doing all night?
Me: Jpeshphs'a Saklmad
Mom: Notices the soda, sanitizer, and normie juice spewed all over the ground.
Me: Did you just say, "Notices the soda, sanitizer, and normie juice spewed all over the ground."?
Mom: Did you just hear a knock on the door? OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS DEAR LORD PEEPEE POOPOO WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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JPEG Baby

1.JPEG Baby
2. Not another file of baby, just JPEG
3. Closely related to Stock Baby

Example: “That face when you JPEG Baby
That face when you JPEG Baby.”
“I CANT FIND JPEG BABY!”
You are so JPEG Baby.”
by TherealJPEGBaby December 23, 2019
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