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jpm

Jerks per minute, jerks per minute is used to define the speed at which one jerks himself.
*When hiring a new employee*

What's your jpm? - manager

80 jpm's - Ian

Oh no, I guess this position isn't going to work out for you. Thank you for your time. - manager

The manager didn't hire Ian because he is a slow jerker. This is a sign that Ian will probably be a lazy and slow worker. He probably doesn't get things done very efficiently.
by magicmike1 November 25, 2020
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