jock oil

Cum

“He sucked me clean of my jock oil last night bro”

by Bruce Willie September 4, 2021

radio jock

Someone that changes the radio station every 20 seconds

wow, that guy is such a radio jock, he changes the station every 10 seconds

by thesmartguy123 June 5, 2010

jock-a-versity

A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.

Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.

by Circus Room October 21, 2011

Plastic Jock

Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

"Plastic" as in fake.

"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.

He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.

by Haggis0 July 6, 2009

Jock Juice

Also known as Jock's Delight, this beverage consists of any flavor of Gatorade mixed with rum. Results in speedy intoxication. Loved by jocks, because they are used to drinking Gatorade 24/7.

Tim: Hey Seth you want to party tonight?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?

by Larry Meathead June 19, 2007

Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.

Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"

by bandit dewski February 22, 2015

Wii jock

(1)Anyone who constantly works out on thier WiiFit system.

(2) Anyone who excels on any Wii sport games.

Since J.T. bought a WiiFit he now becoming such a Wii jock & he's a excellent Wii Jock on Wii baseball too!

by BruinKiller3469 March 25, 2009