Instagram Photographer

An "Instagram Photographer" is someone who believes that due to them having an Instagram account and taking tons of photos with their iPhone, they are now worthy of calling themselves photographers - even though most will have no real knowledge of text book photography.

It is also a growing hipster culture.

Me: Bro, change the ISO settings on your phone.
John Smith: Ummm, what the hell is that?
Me: Bro come on! The ISO settings! Your phone does have them somewhere right?
John Smith: Bro, I just press this button and it takes photos... That's all.
Me: You're such a damn Instagram Photographer!

by MCMXCII January 7, 2012

instasex

Verb - when two people continue to like each other's photos without any other contact. You both know what you're thinking

She likes all of his photos and he likes hers back. They both think the other are cute and secretly just want to have intercourse but instead they'll have instasex

by Yomomma669 October 3, 2013

instagram comedians

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.

Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

by IronyDetector July 19, 2017

Instagram dat Joint

To take a photograph of something strange and difficult to identify or classify such as a ghost or UFO.

Am I trippin', son? Nah look like I'm not trippin'. Instagram dat joint.

by yeewooty January 12, 2013

Instagib

Stands for Instant Giblets, referring to one-hit kills in FPS games where the victim is instantly turned into 'giblets', or explodes.

Originated in Quake II and made popular in Unreal Tournament.

I took out my instagib rifle and limbs started flying when I started gibbing all around.

by Zopiac April 12, 2009

Instagram Normie

Someone, who shows you the memes that you saw an hour ago on Reddit and argues with you when you tell them that the meme's stolen. He/She also usually thinks that minion memes are funny and quotes like "she believed" are deep. He/She also has the urge to post about every moment of his/her life. They could be very annoying.

-"Hey! Look at this funny meme I found!"
-"You're such an Instagram Normie. This meme was stolen from Reddit. I saw it like an hour ag-"
-"NO IT WASN'T! You're just jealous that I have more followers."

by I don't recognize the bodies March 26, 2019

Instagram whore

A person who thinks having more followers than someone else makes them cool. Usually a teen, or a adult who thinks he's a teen still.

1:"hey did you see bob had 300 followers?"

2: "no, I don't really care, he's just an Instagram whore"

by TheJuicyMoose May 11, 2014