empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.
"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."
by dscully September 04, 2012
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Wheel Chair

we'll share
hey man, did you get me a forty?, no but dont worry, wheel chair
by JesusDidntTap2011 November 20, 2008
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Lawn Chair

to fold up like a chair after being hit
Damn did you see that tackle, he folded like a "Lawn Chair".
by SkinnyJoe666 February 09, 2010
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jesus chair

chair of jesus, where jesus' bum sat
"i want to sit in the jesus chair!!"
by dicktofer October 12, 2007
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chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga
I love chair yoga”
by QQQ3 September 28, 2017
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Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally
“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”
by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021
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green chair

The chair in a band that is reserved for the most talented skin-flute musicians. The green chair musician is unrivaled in his ability to slay that skin flute like Slash can his lead guitar!
Man did you see Jason perform last night? He is the green chair of the band for sure!
by Sir Dinkus June 26, 2019
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