Illasofical

Something real smooth, laid back, magnificent, and something impossible to dislike.

That Kid Cudi concert was Illasofical. Dope Phat

by Angelito Antonio Santiago August 6, 2011

Illegally Black

A black person who acts like or thinks that they are a white person.

Ray (black): How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?

Bill (white): How Many?
Dick (white): How Many?

Ray (black): None, They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!

Bill (white): Ha Ha Ha
Dick (white): Ha Ha Ha

Bill (white): Hey Dick, He's Illegally Black!

by Black jr May 20, 2010

illegitimate

To get messed up beyond belief.
Drunk, high, etc.

Aye, lets go get illegitimate as hell this weekend mayne.

by Michael baganz December 26, 2008

illegality logic loop

A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.

The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,

“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”

“Why not?” you would ask.

“Because one’s illegal.”

“Why is it illegal?”

“Because it’s harmful.”

“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”

by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015

Illee

A person who illegally snuck across the border and then stays. Basically an illegal immagrant

Example: " I think the man who lives in the shack behind the gas station is an illee.

by APersonWhoKnowsTheLingo February 10, 2010

illegal danish

It is when a group of men gather together and perform bukkake on a danish. The danish is left alone in a safe place for a few months. The danish is then given to someone for their consumption and enjoyment.

"Fucking faggot. Let's make an illegal danish to screw him over for that."

"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"

by -[lt]- May 22, 2009

illegal cell phone

What cell phones are called insied a mariner classroom

He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.

by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005