Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.
I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.
by Rockinsockinrobot July 27, 2015
(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin July 27, 2015
Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.
The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
by JMRR5 June 19, 2022
i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!
by Wiggle town Warriors May 06, 2011
He bob you can hoop me if you want
by Johnnybwoii June 01, 2017
When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.
by QuesoSubmarine January 24, 2022