hoopy frood

An amazingly together guy.

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect, there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

by Ethan Gibbs July 8, 2005

Hoopology

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

air hoops

The art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.

Useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.

Can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)

Tard 1: Wanna go play some hoops?

Tard 2: Naw, I don't want to get all sweaty. I'm going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.

(Simulates shooting a basketball)

Tard 1: Dang, you smart! I'll join you. Hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!

by Awesome Aaron from the 954 April 8, 2010

hoopty

In reference to cars: a vehicle in poor condition, often large, boatlike, and aided by duct tape or bungee cords. Comes in two flavors, White Trash and Black Ghetto. See also: hoopty mobile.

Oh my god, check out the chick in that hoopty!

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Hooping

The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole

Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine

by Grasshole September 10, 2019

hoopdie

a pice of crap, usually a "car" that has two or more of these qualitys
(1) been crashed and never been to a body shop,
(2)rusted everywhere,
(3) painted with a paintbrush,
(4) home-drawn flames on the side,
(5) has faggidy rims,
(6) a wooden spoiler made in the back yard and nailed to the trunk,
(7) has racing numbers even though it couldnt be possible to race,
(8) a fake engine blower nailed to the hood

my dad's neihbor is a fool and has a MAJOR hoopdie my dad calls it the hoopdy-mobile

by Bubba2x4 April 16, 2009

Hoopstar

Someone who spends all of his or her life trying to reach the top, without any regard to anyone or anything that gets in the way.

***or***

Someone who wants recognition for something that is pretty meaningless in comparrison to the negative effects caused by the actions of an individual.

In a nutshell: A person who achieves very little by destroying a lot, and expects praise - (often gets it by the ignorant individuals among us).

'I heard Jimmy won the Gold medal in the 2012 olympics!, what a guy!',

'dude, he baught that on ebay, its made of tin'
'geez, what a hoopstar!'

by xDoubleZer00x March 22, 2010