goose neck 

when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg

Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck

The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck

goose neck by RedF000 June 28, 2009

goose egg 

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

goose egg by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006

Goose Neck 

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.

Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?

Goose Neck by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

goose egg 

An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.

Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.

Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.

goose egg by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

Goose Shit

After drinking Grey Goose, Worse than a beer shit. Hard as bricks coming out the rectum, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.

After a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a glass of water and than it kicks. you got goose shits. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.

Goose Shit by daniellecarmen September 18, 2006

goose goose

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.

I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.

Shea's got a goose goose!!!!

goose goose by SHEA-UNIT June 11, 2006

goose egg 

A simple slap on the rear end but a finger is extended into the hershey highway

dude: you kno what a goose egg is?

random chick: no

dude: you want one?

goose egg by Sammi Sosa November 22, 2004