Goonster

The gooner who knows and has participated in all the methods of gooning.

"This stinky guy keeps calling himself "the goonster""

by The One Who Goons June 17, 2025

Goonshapoon

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.

Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.

by Phoxphor June 18, 2025

goonshot

A goonshot is a spiritual event powered by porn, charts, and obsession.

It is the ultimate act of gooning — the final, explosive release after prolonged edging, when arousal reaches such intensity that it obliterates thought, identity, and time. In that moment, the gooner becomes nothing but a vessel for sensation and surrender.

The goonshot is not just a climax.
It is ritualized transcendence.
It is the endgame

“He locked himself in gooning for 18 hours. Hit a goonshot and came out changed.”
“Bro hit his goonshot — tits on one screen, dex on the other, tears streaming. Said he saw Satoshi.”

by CultyMc July 10, 2025

Goonsterpiece

When you nuh all over someone's face and it lowkey looks artistic af

I asked fine shyt if she was into painting before I busted all over her and thought I was Picasso the way I genuinely made a goonsterpiece of her face

by Daddy's Patties August 29, 2025

Goonsplosion

A large orgasm from masturbation.

Yesterday when I was jacking off, I swear I had a goonsplosion.

by bus stop slinky September 25, 2025

GoonSquad

A group, large or small, of gooner gents practicing the act of gooning together.

“Hey Bobby! Me and John are assembling the GoonSquad after the bar. You gooning with the GoonSquad or naw?

by HarrietBawls September 28, 2025

Goonslop

Low quality porn / Low quality thirst trappy videos and images. It can also mean poorly written smut, or the brain of a concurrent gooner.

Most of what you'll see on DeviantArt is goonslop.

"I'm sick of these fucking goonslop YouTube ads!"

by ttvgetscubedkid October 24, 2025