fuzzle

1. Ruffle someone's hair, particularly short hair (buzzcut), ponytails, or pubes.

2. Tamer alternative to Fuck.

3. A Fuzzy Navel.

4. Confuse, via confuzzle. Possibly a combination of "fuzzy" and "confuse", most often used as a state of being (fuzzled).

5. Nuzzle stubble to stubble (hopefully between gay men, otherwise your woman needs to shave).

"I fuzzled Srdjan last night."
"Wait, I'm fuzzled, maybe that fuzzle I just drank is gonig to my head. Did you fuzzle him or Fuzzle him?"
"... Both actually"
"Fuzzle...."

by Bastiandantilus July 10, 2009

play with the fuzzy dice

sexual slang for "getting to 3rd base" with a girl, but using the tips of several fingers.

"How'd it go last nite? Did ya get laid?"

"Nah, but I got to play with the fuzzy dice!"

by bonnie_traid_in_boise December 29, 2009

fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.

I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"

by Damien July 17, 2003

fuzzybutt

the name to give an animal when its fur is so long that it covers its butt

The fuzzybutt rolled of the bed this morning. It was adorable.

by captainfuzzybutt August 19, 2009

Fuzzy Blunt

A blunt that is covered in Keif after it is rolled. Making the blunt more potent.

"Yo let's make that fuzzy blunt."

by stoseOPM February 1, 2012

Fuzzy Sidetone

The distorted sound a woman hears after her man has ejaculated in her ear following or instead of vaginal intercourse. Typically utilized as a form of psychological punishment to the woman for not retrieving a beer, sandwich, etc.

Best inflicted while the woman is sleeping to induce maximum mental disorientation, though the technique can also be applied overtly to establish dominance.

A derivative of the sound of your own voice heard in earphones when speaking through a headset with attached microphone, or in the monitor earpiece musicians wear.

She wouldn't let me go anywhere near her NAT box last night, so I waited for her to fall asleep and slipped it in her ear. That f*@king Adele song won't sound so sweet with fuzzy sidetone!

by PetesMom February 9, 2013

Fuzzyhead

Cute, affectionate name given to your girl derived from her having fuzzy hair or bed head.

"Come back to bed Fuzzyhead"

"I miss you Fuzzy!"

by robxz8 November 24, 2015