fun japes

A way of saying castration without the person who is going to be castrated realising what is going on.

"We are going to have some fun japes with louis"

by Ashtray Heart October 28, 2004

Fun quota

A fixed amount of entertainment or amusement that must be met by a single individual. It usually involves drinking copious amounts of alcohol until one nears blacking out. Easiest way to reach your fun quota is simple: just have fun and don't be a pussy.

Kirk: I'm almost at my fun quota. I just need a few more shots.

Mike: I've exceeded my fun quota, bitch get real!

by You don't see me December 30, 2009

Fun-House

1. A guy or who drools when he wacks off 2. A male or female that drools during masturbation.

1. If one of your friends annoys you, remind him, "Don't be a Fun-House!" If there's a problem person, you and your friends all agree "That guy is a Fun-House!"

by IronMikey July 20, 2020

fun bags

large, very nicely plump breasts

shiat man, i played with your sister's funbags!!!

by Anonymous December 4, 2002

fun for the whole family

a term applied to activities, events, and motion pictures supposedly geared towards all members of a family: from infants to grandparents. in all actuality, the term means "fun for everyone except for teenagers and people with an iota of sense".

Mother: "Why don't you watch this asinine Disney movie with us? It's fun for the whole family!"
Adolescent: "No, it's fun for annoying little kids and old people who wish they were that young again. I would much rather eat a light bulb than kill my brain cells watching that shit."

by Colleen, aka "The Kid" April 12, 2008

fun bags

fine shaply breasts ripe for squeezing

look at the fun bags on that hose hound, i'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

by sly boots June 16, 2005

fun run

another form of public transport commonly used in the city of sydney.

ryan: dude, we just missed the 12:07 bus! were totally fucked for our physio appointment.
dale: chill out man, we'll just take the next fun run that comes along.
ryan: look, here it comes now.

by cannas™ October 4, 2008