Filn

a shortened word for "file" or "filing"

Can you filn me those papers over there?

by Postago October 4, 2025

Felony causer

A slur for everyone to use. Can define someone that messes up or an actual felony causer

"bro, you're such a felony causer"
Say someone misses a shot in basketball

"YOU DAMN FELONY CAUSER!"

by Felony causer December 2, 2025

Felonie Martinez

An infantilized rapist who makes music about being a 30 year old baby.

"Did you hear Felonie Martinez' new song?"
"She makes music? I only know her from her rape allegations."

by orangeseagull December 16, 2025

Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.

Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.

by Azuroh June 2, 2013

friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016

Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.

"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"

by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017

Djali filanit

The guy who has done the most worst things in whole albania

Djali filanit e mori vajzen ne ora 2 te nates dhe doli me makine

by ahKingButa August 18, 2017