fartichuke

when you fart causing you to choke on your puke

bro i did a fat fart in class and it ended up being a fartichuke

by noshutpu okfgh August 7, 2023

Farming

The new GOONING update. Consists of three pillars/steps; Milking, Feathering, and the option Shedding

Bro have you tried the new Farming method?
What the hell is farming.
Bro is out of touch

by Zack Thompson July 13, 2024

farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024

Fartickle

When a male engages in sexual activity and wiggles their winky into your bottom nice and slowly then gives you a fright after they spank your cheeks red raw and you fart on the penis making it vibrate like a toothbrush

For example, abbeygail fartickled on Casey’s little pecker so hard it blew it to shreds and it vanished.Casey was then left with the female anatomy.

by Rab Deakin October 4, 2023

farmdick

A Penis with corn like lumps

He's a right Farmdick

by General Hussain February 2, 2024

Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom

After a curry, Angus is very farticulate

by Morbabe November 24, 2023

Farming

Making progress at a tremendous rate. Faster than eating, cooking, or slaying. In 2022 we said eating; i.e "ooo he ate" or "ate and left no crumbs. In 2023 we said cooking; i.e "let him cook" In 2024 say farming; i.e "she's farming" or "let him farm."

Oh my goodness! Nick, ur farming. Gatsby was really farming in his relationship with Daisy until he went to war.

by Daisy Buchanan-Gatsby November 30, 2023