farmdick

A Penis with corn like lumps

He's a right Farmdick

by General Hussain February 2, 2024

fartdick

1. noun; a mean and loathsome person

"Grant is a fartdick for not letting me play with his new legos."

"....Mom, you are a fartdick for not giving me chocolate milk every night for dinner."

by Marianne Wille May 13, 2005

Farm Dick

A surprisingly large dick belonging to an unassuming man; often found attached to a farmer.

I wasn’t expecting it, but he’s got a farm dick on ‘em.

by FDLforlife September 3, 2022