Paint her face

When a man bust a nut on a females face

She was sucking my dick then I pulled out and proceeded to paint her face

by Pablo savage August 4, 2018

facebook orphan

Any child who is left to their own devices with respect to entertainment and basic social needs due to a parent or guardian spending countless unproductive hours on social networking websites, resulting in an impaired ability to socialize with other humans. Often can be seen having lengthy conversations with him/herself and inanimate objects intended for play such as dolls, stuffed Muppet characters and thomas the train sets.

Lady #1 at bus stop: Have you noticed that Johnny has a really hard time relating to the other kids? For heaven's sake, he can't even do the Cotton-Eye-Joe!

Lady #2 at bus stop: Yeah, well, his mom got a new laptop to celebrate her recent divorce and he's become another facebook orphan.

by spazaroni February 11, 2009

resting smug face

a person, who appears to naturally have or show excessive pride in his/her self(self approving face) when his/her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Kelly just has a resting smug face, she is actually a really humble person.

by ah ji April 29, 2014

Kiddie Factory

A School for children, like a Primary or Secondary school.

Mary sends her five kids to the local kiddie factory.

by Brian Jones September 1, 2005

Beat a face

To flawlessly apply makeup.

Oh, Gurl! She might dress like a truckstop hooker but she knows how to beat a face.

Miss Stoppertunity beat my face before the pageant.

by Tsa Tsa May 2, 2010

nigger faggot shit face

search for fucking nigger faggot shit face

it's basically the same thing.

black nigger: nigger faggot shit face
black nigger: k

by a retarded guy August 12, 2017

Facebook Stalemate

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009