ass eaters

Apparel that is worn extremely tight or loose (usually shorts, sweat/jogging pants, and loose dresses) that gathers all up in the ass while walking or bending over which gives the appearance that the ass is eating them.

Girl, you need to take off those tight ass eaters and go put on something that will cause a little less chafing.

by kit569kat April 30, 2006

cum eater

A male that consumes the semen of other males, often in the belief that the androgens and hormones will impart greater strength and muscle building. Testosterone and related compounds are absorbed through the mucosal lining of the mouth, as the acids in the stomach probably break down the hormones. Often thought of as homosexuals, increasing numbers of straight males are participating in this activity. Younger males (18-25 years) are the largest segment, followed by males over age 50. While some will suck dick, others ask their sperm donors to jerk off in their mouth, or in a cup.

Some trendy urban bars offer shots of horse semen -- another take on this phenomenon.

Joe was pretty skinny until he became a cum eater thanks to the generosity of his gym buddies. Now he is buff.

by reptiles122 May 31, 2013

Anal Eater

Of or pertaining to one who eats from the anus. In most cases the object being eaten is the waste, to be an "anal eater" you must frequently eat anus and have developed a liking to the taste.

Dude: Hey bra my girl and I were participating in a rim job last night and i got some of her shit in my mouth, the weird part is that it actually tasted good!

Bra: Fuck dude! Your such an anal eater! I gotta try that sometime

by analight January 18, 2010

Dorito Eater

an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching pornography in the privacy of his basement/darkened bedroom/at a friend's house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually Nacho Cheesier Doritos). A D.E. (Dorito Eater) is marked by his inability to "get some" in the real world. Even though most individuals exit their D.E. phase by the age of 15, a former D.E. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.

"It was so weird...when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, I could almost taste the Doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. He's such a Dorito Eater"

by Rosco1 October 18, 2011

baby eater

a person who eats,drinks,and or swallows sperm

my cousins a babyeater

by arielle January 29, 2005

exteriocly

to describe the outside of something

when asked how the city seemed after being away for so long.
he replied; "exteriocly" it looks the same but internally more growth was noticed.

by Steven C. Abelar October 21, 2007

MAXX EXTERMINATION

A bullshit song that only exist in the minds of the DDR freaks of the world, But what the hell....I'm one of them.

People say they've heard or played it but it's just another fan fiction.

by Todd November 29, 2003