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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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Easy Eden

AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't.

Also known simply as The Garden!
Person #1: What do they think they're doing? This is Huntington Beach (or virtually any other town), not some Easy Eden!
Person #2: What's the difference?
by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009
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Dirty Eden

When a guy pumps in you two times, then asks for a blowjob. Then precedes to leave.
“Yooo, did you hear the Mason dirty eden’d Scott?!”
by shay "the" kaye April 15, 2020
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Eden

An annoying giraffe with a rubbish sense of humour. e.g. poking people and eating souls on shoulders.
Person 1 - is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a giraffe???
Person 2 - no, its an eden
Person 1 - F*ck
by DarthVader 2806 October 21, 2019
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eldersit

to babysit for someone who is elderly.

Stems form the idea that caring for babies and the elderly require similar things- soft food, diapers, soothing talk and the occasional need to reassure them when they get fussy.
had to eldersit for Grandpa the other weekend. I fed him strained peas and carrots.
by Wordsmiths January 30, 2007
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elder jail

the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!

being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.

-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)

-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!

grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.

joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
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Eden heart

Open full and completely perfect love for the universe.
He has an Eden Heart
by Morning Anal September 7, 2016
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