Hollywood Douchebag

A Hollywood Douchebag (or a Hollywood for short) is someone who trys way too hard to be cool and fails.

Someone who uses their cool possesions eg. a cool car, new shoes, new expensive clothes to try to look cool but ends up looking like a jackass.

eg. That guy's a hollywood.
eg. You're a hollywood douchebag.
eg.Chuck Norris is not a Hollywood Douchebag.

by Mr-black-bird January 28, 2009

Deefer Douchebag

Someone exhibiting the qualities of a pansy, whiny ass bitch that thinks they are sweet at everything; Pretends to have many friends, but is unanimously hated.

"Man I hate that deefer douchebag. He really takes it hard in the ass."

by Mr. Truthfulness April 22, 2009

Douchebag Loser

Guys who don't take care of their Kids.

Jeff G from Lancaster is a Douchebag Loser

by Payurbills February 10, 2009

douchebag rainbow

A term first used by Philip "sxephil" DeFranco, douchebag rainbow refers to the douchebagery that is emitted by every race, but in different ways.

"Douchebags come in all sorts of colors...it's the douchebag rainbow."

"If you're going to hate anyone, hate the douchebag rainbow."

by Avatarded September 7, 2009

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

douchebag triangle

A chin beard, usually short and well-groomed, that is purposely shaved into the shape of a triangle pointing towards one's lower lip, with no other hair on the person's face (mustache, sideburns, etc.) The name comes from the fact that a person who has it is usually a douchebag.

Person 1: Wow, that fucker just flipped me off! Is 50 in a 40 zone not fast enough for him?
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.

by Milky Cannon January 24, 2011

Douchebag Constant

1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.

Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)

by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010