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post destructionial depression

post destructional depression - a state of mind where an individual is depressed, and doesn't have a home and feels homesick and hopeless, because he learned his home planet was destroyed (specifically, past life home)
I am so depressed, I wish the Universe wouldn't exist, I just want to go home to my home planet, Maldek...

- i think you have post destructionial depression, you will never feel home again..
by t00c00lforscho00l June 2, 2022
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Mandingo destruction

This can be only be performed by a person big penis it is where u stretch your hips around while fucking a female and grind in her till she overstimulates and squirts everywhere
“Girl I can’t walk”

“Why not”

“He hit me wit tht Mandingo destruction
by I bewilin April 2, 2023
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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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Duodenum Destruction

The act of laughing so hard that your stomach starts to hurt.
My niece just farted so loud that she's now having an episode of Duodenum Destruction.
by NTBG January 8, 2024
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Accelerative Disruptionism

A school of thought aiming to accelerate the technologization of the human environment actively and aggressively replaces any aspect, sometimes in a very personal way and other times by influencing other people's lives. According to the theory, this is because human civilization is lagging and not as mature as it should be by now.

There are multiple possible motivations for such a movement:

1. Make the future look like the future: Cool, clean and efficiant.
2. Destroying old institutions or companies by introducing changes to spending habit.
3. Enhancing life conditions and the environment using technology.

For all practical purposes, it plans to replace aspects of life that are obsolete, mostly material.
Person 1: Hey, I finally installed Linux on my PC.
Person 2: That's quite an Accelerative Disruptionism move.
Person 1: I truly believe that Open-Source is the future, even if it takes 100 years.

Person 1: The government will raze 1 square kilometer of the old neighborhood to build a new super modern one with a light rail station.
Person 2: Sheesh...
by Nani?? January 14, 2024
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Cat Distribution System

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
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Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
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