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disabeer

(ATTN: basic arithmetic skills required) Jimmy asks me how many beers I have left at the end of the party last night? My cooler shows 4. I brought 12, 'cause you know there's always that one friend. I remember drinking the first 5 beers. 12 minus 5 = 7. Had my brain not been impaired, I should have 7 beers left. I have 4 remaining. 3 disabeers. There's an excellent chance that I had at least one of the disabeers and your mates always appreciate having a couple at the ready when they're running low.
Plural of disabeer. If it's a two-four or a 30 shared amongst many in a camping scenario, or rec softball, or curling; it's all of the beers you don't remember drinking.

NOT a good stat to share with an officer of the law.
"My bar tab says I had 8 last night but I only recall the first 5. So 3 disabeers."
NEVER: "Officer, there's only one disabeer that I remember."
by LightSwitchPolice March 8, 2026
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blast of disabelte

these people are not the brightest and have a low Iq of 2 but they play lots of video games and its all they do they dont know how to spell and arent very good at school or at work they sit in a chair and play video games ALL THE TIME
oh my god he is so lazy he must be a blast of disabelte
by blast of disabelte January 9, 2019
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disbetus

A amazing snack containing 57% of daily sugar!
Me: I just gave David Schiffer a disbetus
You: WHOA HE'S SO HYPER NOW
by dk103213 March 12, 2010
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disayeet

My guess is that the word 'disayeet' means to cause a big disappointment or disillusionment or both, maybe something more.
I found the word 'disayeet' while deciphering Bible codes using the free software of The Bible Code WISDOM. The word is the last one in the code 'great politic men lead people into disayeet'. The last word came out letter by letter after the first accepted syllable 'dis', so it is no accident, and I could not understand it. I have deciphered about one hundred codes already and understood them (as I think), but this one word is so encrypted that I can only guess (above) what it means. My other deciphered Bible codes are found at my website Glacier Burst.
by Icebuddy May 2, 2010
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Disageekment

A situation when two or more individuals possessing better than average technical knowledge disagree about something and exercise debates at length often never coming to any form of resolution in the matter.
Person 1: What happened here officer?

Officer: There seems to have been a disageekment over some Dungeons & Dragons.
by Bizmike November 22, 2011
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diabetes juice

a ludicrously surgery drink made using extreme amounts of instant juice power to the point where despite stirring a sludge remains on the bottom. related to bug juice

a full cup drunk in one sitting may induce vomiting
he started to cry after he sampled his 2 parts powder and 1 part water diabetes juice
by just back from camping July 7, 2011
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Diabetes Proliferation Day

AKA (Halloween) Diabetes Proliferation Day (DPD) is the catalyst of a week long candy binge that is engaged in primarily by children. It is encouraged by parents, neighbors, and even teachers; going so far as to bribe children with candy around this time. This day also involves dressing up in costume, but this element is not as important as the fact that kids will consume enough sugar to keep them up for days.
I made out real well this Diabetes Proliferation Day. Not only did I pocket at least 30 kit kats, milky ways and smarties a piece, but my blood sugar level hit an all time high!
by Honest Earnest October 12, 2011
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