disapress

Disappointed n Depressed together

Now I feel disapressed. I'm very disapressed about my job. You shouldn't get so disapressed about life.

by Scorpio 13 December 8, 2016

disaprising

disappointing but not surprising;
use this word like disappointing. (base word is disaprise, past tense is disaprised.)

*Your stupid friend makes a very very stupid mistake*
"How disaprising!"

by p3rs0nn March 11, 2018

Disaiah

The most athletic person you will meet smart rare unique nean nice/mean if you ever get a Disaiah hold onto it because it is rare nothing like it in the world the best friend you could ever wish for will stand up for you will protect fam and no matter what stick with you especially through the roughest times never let a Disaiahgo keep it close and be loyal to it forever

DISAIAH IS A GOAT

by Disaiah May 15, 2018

Disassemble furniture

Euphemism for getting some, especially in the context of a beefcake visiting a girls apartment

Ron came over to disassemble furniture last night, it was the best furniture disassembly ever.

by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018

disasterthief

A person who is skilled at the terrible act of taking a wonderful situation and stupidly turning it into a disaster

So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."

by von groovy May 2, 2019

Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.

Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.

by Bre-1 May 3, 2019

Disastour

disastour /dĭ-zăs:’tʊər/ noun. 1. A trip with visits to various places of destruction, natural disaster, or catastrophe for pleasure, or instruction. 2. A group organized for such a trip or for a shorter sightseeing excursion.

We went on a disastour to Chernobyl and saw the city that has been abandoned since the nuclear explosion in 1986.

by Disastourist April 20, 2019