To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.
Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.
by von groovy June 29, 2017

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by I.Said.it.before.Jaydos! November 2, 2013

One who derives income remotely and online, rather than from commuting to an office. This enables the digital nomad to not need a permanent home base, and she/he can travel anywhere at any time.
Often find them couchsurfing, living in hostels, with friends, or in third world countries where rent is cheap.
Often find them couchsurfing, living in hostels, with friends, or in third world countries where rent is cheap.
by Tyler345 April 7, 2015

when snow possums have a private account without their face as the profile picture, normally a stupid meme, and go around the internet claiming they've never experienced racism, not even subtle racism. "i'm black and i've never experienced racism" is a common internet comment sent by a secret white behind a screen
black people can always tell when someone on the internet is committing digital blackface because no black person has EVER clarified their race with no context
by hey beeches November 19, 2020

by Alastair DK October 15, 2009
