Boner Detective

Insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches penises.

Andrew is such a Boner detective.

by Captain titties April 6, 2017

Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.

The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.

by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.

I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.

by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018

Neglectus Deflectus

A tier 3 "no u" variant.
Level 99 meme skill required
Anything below tier 4 is ineffective and is immediately treated as a "no i"

Bob: You're mom gay
Jimmy: no u
Bob: traversal reversal
Jimmy: Neglectus deflectus!

by kKrispy September 3, 2018

Confirmation Deflector

Words used to avoid completely and confidently confirming something

Maybe you’re kind of right about the definition for confirmation deflector

by tbianchi31 February 25, 2019

yeetus defetus

when you kick a man in their testicular area, you can make sure they don't have any children.

I got mad at a boy teasing me so I said yeetus defetus and now he probably won't be having kids in a while.

by yeastus September 25, 2020

Peter Defeater

A special type of penis which is used to DEFEAT other PENISES

That Ashton guy Has a super large PETER DEFEATER

by KaptinCrypto00 December 21, 2020