Nigger-Cunt-Jew-Faggot

a defamatory term used by highly civilized people to address those lower-level degenerates such as: homeless people, people with AIDs, Sarah Palin-esque human beings, and of course, . . . nigger-faggots with jewish cunts.

tell that nigger-cunt-jew-faggot to take his feet off the foot stool!!

by Lil'Chub March 29, 2011

dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

by bill smiff January 5, 2011

cunt plunger

Another term for the male reproductive organ, see dick.

Man he tore me up last night with his cunt plunger.

by sbutter September 4, 2008

flappy cunt

A large amazonian bush woman who flys around picking people up by their heads with her large cunt. Once inside she suctions to your head and uses her scary large pussy lips to fly to remote locations and drop you out of the sky for fun. Last know flappy cunt resides in fort mcmurray alberta. She has been trying to stop using her natural born talent but every now and then she breaks and has to go for a flap. Look up and stay alive people

Flappy cunt flying over a town near you soon

by naughtythor May 23, 2014

Lobeless Cunt

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled

Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back

by BigMarto November 16, 2020

Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

Where by a female is too fat to wipe their arse in the conventional manner e.g. front to back. Therefore they have to wipe from the back to the front, leaving faecal residue in the minge, hence Shitty Minge.

A fat persons arms are too short, in relation to the circumference of their arse, to wipe their arse normally leading to them doing it through their legs and thus creating a Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

by Joe Newbold May 7, 2007

nosey cunt

someone who has nothing to do but read everyone's myspace comments.

lets be a nosey cunt and read sophie's comments

by russelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll December 24, 2008