Cumberschnitzel

False information; nonsense.

"He was trying to sound convincing, but everyone could tell what he was saying was a bunch of cumberschnitzel."

by Landon Gier September 26, 2025

Cumbersome

She calls me Goliath and I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are coming too fast for her now
You know I'd like to believe this nervousness will pass
All the stones that are thrown are building up a wall

I have become cumbersome... to this world
I have become cumbersome... to my girl

I'd like to believe we could reconcile the past
Resurrect those bridges with an ancient glance
But my old stone face can't seem to break her down
She remembers bridges, burns them to the ground

I have become cumbersome... to this world
I have become cumbersome... to my girl

Too heavy too light
Too black or too white
Too wrong or too right
Today or tonite... cumbersome
Too rich or too poor
She's wanting me less
And I'm wanting her more
The bitter taste is cumbersome

No, yeah! No, no, no!
No, no, no! Yeah!

There is a balance between two worlds
One with an arrow and a cross
Regardless of the balance
Life has become... cumbersome

Too heavy too light
Too black or too white
Too wrong or too right
Today or tonite... cumbersome
Too rich or too poor
She's wanting me less
And I'm wanting her more
The bitter taste is cumbersome

No, yeah! No, no, no!
No, no, no! Yeah!
No, no, no! No, yeah!
Your life has become combersome...

by Txorromorro September 27, 2025

Cumberduty

Cumberduty (noun): A burdensome or undesirable task that one is repeatedly obligated to perform as a direct consequence of having previously demonstrated exceptional competence at it. It is an obligation that weighs on or hinders a person because of their own skill, trapping them in a repetitive and unrewarding role.

Etymology: A neologism combining the verb cumber, meaning to hinder or encumber, and the noun duty.

"The new office manager's attention to detail was initially praised, but it soon led to a cumberduty of tedious weekly reports that no one else was trusted to complete."

"After successfully streamlining the complex filing system, her victory turned into a cumberduty; she became the sole person responsible for managing and updating it."

by Iron Condor October 20, 2025

Canadian Cumberbund

When only a strip of denim is visible around the waist, not matching with the other clothes.

Was she wearing jean shorts and a skirt?

Nah, that's just a Canadian cumberbund.

by Elocstu11 May 29, 2017

Jewish cumblaster

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.

Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.

by Jizzstain1234 May 11, 2018

Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.

I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!

by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018

Benedict Cumberbatch

Large compound noun with the following meanings :
Benedict : Bened/dict : Bend your dick
Cumberbatch : Cum/er/batch : Cum in her batch
Benedict Cumberbatch then means Bend your dick, cum in her batch.

To make your girlfriend (even if you don't have one because you're probably lonely searching here) pregnant, Benedict Cumberbatch.

by Tyouking January 19, 2019