Crystal

A woman with amazing stength and beauty. Loves her family beyond limits. Also known as "big strong mommy"

I have never been happier since I met Crystal.

Crystal is the vision of motherhood.

That Crystal is so hot!

by kimipeli October 22, 2009

Charleston Crystal Ball

A magical place where one goes to see there future.

I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.

by Dan Cortez March 9, 2007

healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

crystal palace

To crystal palace means to relax and go with the flow. Dont worry about it and it will happen on its own.

Steve: "Dude how long should I put the bread in the toster?"
Mark: "you gotta let it crystal palace."

by rallyprox April 7, 2005

Crystalann

Crystalann’s tend to be anti social creatures. Mostly short leprechaun built beings filled with a lot of anger packed in a small body. Most have a sour patch kid way of life first sour then sweet. You might get punched and cut on your faces but Crystalann will proceed to stitch it up. Crystalann’s are really big babies inside and tend to sleep with stuffed animals at night with a nightlight. Still someone you want to marry the occasional broken bone is worth it.

Friend: “why are you so happy.. you have a broke arm?”
Guy: “it’s worth it I married a Crystalann ;)”

by Thedefiner1000 November 10, 2019

Crystal Cape

Awesome.

"I had a Crystal Cape night last night"

by Mr gnomeface May 8, 2010

crystal rollins

Bitch fucker who asks for nudes constantly
Nickname kik

Kik, or crystal rollins :stop I have three cops

by kikokik April 13, 2014